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Football is Back!

Ernie and Bert are not getting married. (that was a serious news headline, no joke)

Just to prove how bad things are in this country a guy was arrested for sneaking back into prison. Yup!

Michael Moore wants Matt Damon to be President. How bout them apples?

Am I the only person in America who has not heard the Friday song?

THIRTY HERO'S DEAD

30 People. 30 Brothers, Sons, Husbands, Fathers, Friends. I am sure they were many things to many people who love them. They lost their lives for us. That's right, for every American. They didn't know us. They never wanted anything in return. They just signed up. All for different reasons but with the same intent and outcome. These Men protected us and our Freedom. Our Free Will is what makes us who we are. These Brave Men never expected anything from us in return. Lets say Thanks and say a Prayer. Lets be thankful we had these 30 men and still have Hundreds of thousands more just like them. I say Thank You and God Bless You all.

So Yeah..........

This beauty of a woman has a major screw loose. She beat up a 12 year old girl because she thought the girl was looking at her 30 year old boyfriend. Hear is my thought. Who ever the guy is that is bumping uglies with this ham steak can not be anything worth looking at. Blind dudes don't want to hit that. Me thinks someone had a hankerin' for some HO HO's and got violent when there were none to be found. We have to put leashes on dogs so why not tie this one up. YUUUUKKK.

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

Kanye compared himself to Hitler. Just one more genius comment from one of our countries biggest embarrassment's. This cock waffle is so wrapped up in himself he is willing to trample on millions of peoples pain. He says people are always looking at him and waiting for him to do something crazy. No Kanye, No. They are hoping to witness your next little bitch tantrum. People want to laugh at you. People want you to act like a spoiled little douche. They expect nothing else. You have a lot of money, go get some education you bitchy little twat.

Lap Dance Vote

The Mayor of Waterbury CT. is opposed to Strip Clubs opening in his city. However, he has accepted many donations to his campaign fund. This is where you get the closest dictionary and look up Hypocrite. Basically he is trying to say that he will take tittie money but he can not condone the tittie business. Pardon this joke but what a boob. Face the facts Mr. Mayor tits make the world a better place. Strippers need a job to and with unemployment being where it is I say Shake, Shake what Yo Mamma gave Ya!

Random Skumkuntary

Obama says the focus for 2011 is creating jobs. Where was that 8 months ago. Better late than never.

What is with these guys putting hidden cameras in restrooms? Sick Pricks.

A woman put her 6 week old child in the microwave and burned the baby to death. I hope that woman gets Face AIDS.

Ashton Kutcher. Just because.

Damn Smokers

In the year 2011 with all the knowledge we have about smoking being harmful millions of people keep doing it. It kills you. It takes years off your life but you keep doing it. Don't you want to see your kids grow up? The shit is poison you dumb asses. Even looking past the health issues, what about the hygiene? Nothing worse than a hot chick who smells like an ashtray. It makes her nasty. Even better is the fat people who smoke. You weigh over 300lbs. Don't you think your heart has enough to do. Smoking is a selfish and disgusting habit. Total Skumkunt behavior.