SKUMKUNT Checklist

Famous for nothing- check

No redeeming qualities- check

Only known for being a slut who lets guys film her being a slut- check

Made her whole family famous by being a whore- check

Makes millions without having any talent( slurping dongs doesn't count)- check

Got married because it was profitable- check

Responsible for a whole generation of young girls being whores and not wanting to earn a living- check

(disclaimer: I would totally bang her)

Nasty, Nasty, Nasty

This beautiful piece of woman was arrested for trying to sell her 5-year-old son for $2,000. The people she tried to sell him to think she wanted to sell him because she needed money to buy drugs. What a couple of fucking detectives they are. I read this story and two things came to mind. The first was that I can not believe some guy stuck his dick in that thing. That fact alone frightens the shit out of me. Some dude lay on top of this throw rug and banged it. I can not fathom that. I would rather be found dick deep in a bucket filled with AIDS. The second thought was a little more mature, I admit that. Are they trying to tell us that before this happening no one was ever worried for this kids well being before. We can all tell by looking at this junky fuck tart that she was not providing a healthy environment. Here is the crazy part. She is only 29. Yeah let that soak in. That is a lot of crack smoking right there. Total SKUMKUNT!

This can only be a prime example of 1 of 2 things. Either cousins shouldn't fuck or not everyone should be allowed to be parents. This is probably an example of both. This wasted drop of sperm broke into a woman's apartment and started biting her neck. Guess why? Well, dip shit here claims he is a 500 year old vampire. Here is the best part. The woman managed to get away and call police. The police claim that he did not appear to be under the influence of any drug or alcohol. If that is true then his parents should go to jail as well. They have failed him. Big time. I remember when I was 10 and I thought the boogie man was still real. My dad slapped me in the head and said don't be stupid. Life lesson learned. This poor sap was never parented a day in his life. Being a parent is not a right it is an honor. Some shit just blows me away.

The Devil!

Reality TV is the devil. You know it, I know it, the whole world knows it. Putting weak minded, self indulgent, and morally bankrupt people in front of a camera is poison. 90% of these people have 0 talent. Sure some are decent actors or musicians and some even give decent head when night vision is filming. However no self respecting human being would allow this nonsense in their life. I don't care who it is. The only reason these people do it is for money and fame. They don't want to work for it, they just want the quick notoriety. They are drug addicts, alcoholics, wife beaters, rapists and sluts who will blow some gross dude on film just for the fame. Your mommies and daddies must be proud. This choice they make eventually backfires and ruins their life and they have no one to blame but themselves. Scumbags. Right now Kim Kardashian is looking over the contract she signed with the devil. Whore!

RANDOM

Football is Back!

Ernie and Bert are not getting married. (that was a serious news headline, no joke)

Just to prove how bad things are in this country a guy was arrested for sneaking back into prison. Yup!

Michael Moore wants Matt Damon to be President. How bout them apples?

Am I the only person in America who has not heard the Friday song?

THIRTY HERO'S DEAD

30 People. 30 Brothers, Sons, Husbands, Fathers, Friends. I am sure they were many things to many people who love them. They lost their lives for us. That's right, for every American. They didn't know us. They never wanted anything in return. They just signed up. All for different reasons but with the same intent and outcome. These Men protected us and our Freedom. Our Free Will is what makes us who we are. These Brave Men never expected anything from us in return. Lets say Thanks and say a Prayer. Lets be thankful we had these 30 men and still have Hundreds of thousands more just like them. I say Thank You and God Bless You all.

So Yeah..........

This beauty of a woman has a major screw loose. She beat up a 12 year old girl because she thought the girl was looking at her 30 year old boyfriend. Hear is my thought. Who ever the guy is that is bumping uglies with this ham steak can not be anything worth looking at. Blind dudes don't want to hit that. Me thinks someone had a hankerin' for some HO HO's and got violent when there were none to be found. We have to put leashes on dogs so why not tie this one up. YUUUUKKK.

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

Kanye compared himself to Hitler. Just one more genius comment from one of our countries biggest embarrassment's. This cock waffle is so wrapped up in himself he is willing to trample on millions of peoples pain. He says people are always looking at him and waiting for him to do something crazy. No Kanye, No. They are hoping to witness your next little bitch tantrum. People want to laugh at you. People want you to act like a spoiled little douche. They expect nothing else. You have a lot of money, go get some education you bitchy little twat.

Lap Dance Vote

The Mayor of Waterbury CT. is opposed to Strip Clubs opening in his city. However, he has accepted many donations to his campaign fund. This is where you get the closest dictionary and look up Hypocrite. Basically he is trying to say that he will take tittie money but he can not condone the tittie business. Pardon this joke but what a boob. Face the facts Mr. Mayor tits make the world a better place. Strippers need a job to and with unemployment being where it is I say Shake, Shake what Yo Mamma gave Ya!

Random Skumkuntary

Obama says the focus for 2011 is creating jobs. Where was that 8 months ago. Better late than never.

What is with these guys putting hidden cameras in restrooms? Sick Pricks.

A woman put her 6 week old child in the microwave and burned the baby to death. I hope that woman gets Face AIDS.

Ashton Kutcher. Just because.

Damn Smokers

In the year 2011 with all the knowledge we have about smoking being harmful millions of people keep doing it. It kills you. It takes years off your life but you keep doing it. Don't you want to see your kids grow up? The shit is poison you dumb asses. Even looking past the health issues, what about the hygiene? Nothing worse than a hot chick who smells like an ashtray. It makes her nasty. Even better is the fat people who smoke. You weigh over 300lbs. Don't you think your heart has enough to do. Smoking is a selfish and disgusting habit. Total Skumkunt behavior.

What Justice?

In typical SK fashion Caylee Anthony's grandparents are already on their 2nd vacation since the trial ended. A little girl was killed and the probable killer was set free. Grandma and grandpa know more than what they let on but never seem to want to tell the real truth. That little girl can't go on vacation. She can't swim with dolphins or enjoy the sun. Go home Fucktards. Find the truth, find closure for that little angel. Help her soul rest. Maybe you are running from something? Tell the truth or search for it!

Lady GAGA WTF?

Why, why, why does anyone, anywhere, ever ask this snaggle tooth troll her opinion on anything? When has she ever appeared to have any kind of intelligence? Don't confuse coked up and trying to hard to be edgy with real artistry and insight. This fucking dope is lucky to be where she is lets not elevate her to hero status. I will deal with her singing if she promises to keep her dumb shit thoughts to herself.

Nice Job SK

Really Sam, Really. So you are a famous DJ (questionable at best) and make large amounts of cash to do so, yet you are to cheap to hire a driver. Just another idiot in the long line of famous ass hats who think they are above the law. Tell that to the family you could have killed. Drunk Driving is so 1988. I guess you thought you needed to get back in the news. Maybe next time you should just chow another famous box. It's safer. By the way, thanks to IPOD's every douche nozzle who knows how to hit the shuffle button thinks they are a dj. I am talking to you too Pauly D. Next time use your head SK!